http://nathoni.us/ en-us 2008-03-28T09:24:54-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000880.html This is a transfer from my myspace blog. (I don't really think this way about my arms. It's a joke.) The wells of my eyes Were dry; The waters of time, Dripped away And dry my eyes remained. Until that... Nathonius 2008-03-28T09:24:54-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000860.html Nathonius.com Wire Reports Bemidji, MN- In a competition normally dominated by small dogs it was the underdog, rather than a canine, that took home the title. Billings, a 2 year-old ostrich, and his trainer Tim Grass won the Golden Leg... News Nathonius 2008-02-01T03:32:05-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000858.html Dear Hollywood, I sincerely appreciate all of the wonderful movies you make and the hard work of your actors, writers, producers, directors, designers et. al. But Hollywood, I do have a request that I need to make, and I ask... Impassioned Pleas Nathonius 2008-01-28T14:26:40-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000807.html When the eyes of the winged thing Stare into your empty soul You won't feel loved. When the talons of the winged thing Grapple you like a big man And throw you to the ground like a salty pancake The... Poetry Nathonius 2007-06-14T01:52:56-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000721.html Dear visitor of this website: Reader's comments on NATHONIUS.COM have been disabled due to the prevalence of spam and abuse on this website. NATHONIUS.COM intends to enable comments again in the future, possibly with added security measures which may include:... DISCLAIMER Nathonius 2006-08-09T19:45:29-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000687.html Okay, to be fair that last post was a little more about venting frustration than offering solutions. So I would like to offer some rules for sensible city driving. Please circulate this far and wide that it may improve the... Impassioned Pleas Nathonius 2006-04-29T11:38:41-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000686.html Drive. Just drive. When I'm behind you just drive. It's okay. You won't hit the car in front of you. Just go. You can do it. By the time you get there they will have moved. And get this: if... Impassioned Pleas Nathonius 2006-04-22T01:43:01-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000672.html I have come up with the ultimate band. The band to end all bands. This band can only exist in the imagination, for if it were ever assembled in reality the beauty of the music would rip one thousand holes... Random Nathonius 2006-03-31T01:44:38-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000496.html 1) You should always strive reach your goals unless striving makes you look like an idiot. 2) Always dwell on yesterday and you will never have to deal with any of today's problems until tomorrow. And by then you can't... Lists Nathonius 2005-03-14T00:44:30-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000494.html I applaud you for having enough faith in me to check this weblog, despite how long at has been since my last post. And now, some poems for your pains: MISSIVE TO THE BEARDED MOUSE IN MY MIND Why do... Poetry Nathonius 2005-03-14T00:15:05-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000464.html It has been far, far too long. My last post was . . . ages ago. Do you forgive me? If you never want to check this weblog again, I fully understand. But for those of you who have a... Stories Nathonius 2005-02-10T19:19:43-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000450.html [BRATLEY, a very beaverish man, sits in front of an old typewriter. He wears a very tall tophat. He types rapidly, madly, as he talks to himself] BRATLEY: Muga. Mungamunga, munga! Muggga mugga. If the dreamer examines his pillow, why... Random Nathonius 2005-01-30T02:44:32-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000446.html When reading these poems, it is best to pretend that they are being laboriously recited to you by someone who you would never want to receive a love poem from. This could include: 1) A celebrity that you had a... Poetry Nathonius 2005-01-27T00:40:31-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000436.html Well, I tried. I really did. I gave it my all, but I don't think our society has progressed to the point where ANY portion of the population can appreciate a Freelance Amoeba Impersonator (FAI). As far as I know... Random Nathonius 2005-01-18T23:53:22-06:00 http://nathoni.us/archives/000431.html There are certain reasons why acting school is not for everybody. Although I am in an intensive acting program and about to graduate (FINALLY!) in May, I must admit a certain envy for people who took a more so-called "traditional... Nathonius 2005-01-16T01:02:56-06:00